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jiggle exoskeleton

A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.

The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
Leroy's jiggle exoskeleton smothered the terrorist until he was suffocated.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
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Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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booger balls

A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.

Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
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snout you out

To snuffle your nose into a girl's crotch with the aim of eating her out and bringing her to orgasm, orally.
SNOG DOG MAN: Girl yo fine! I is gonna SNOUT YOU OUT tonight with my magic tongue!

GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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Special People Smugglers

Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.

This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.

Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.
by amulet_1972 October 28, 2009
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Security Leak

When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.

See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
Example of SECURITY LEAK

Dear Sponsor,

I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!

Regards,
Mbutu
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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niggertron

The Niggertron is an advanced piece of social engineering technology. It is a machine that consists of a chamber, that can contain a man, and a separate fuel chamber.

A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.

Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.

No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.

Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
The Niggertron is a green appliance that is predicted to be in every modern home next decade. Presidential approval pending.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
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