alexandra's definitions

steaming george

a steaming george is where u poop in their mouth while there giving a rimjob

"damn slut u give the best steaming georges."

by Alexandra April 1, 2005

See a man about a dog

Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher

"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Fuck-All Squared

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Square Root of Fuck-All

"How's the job search going? Found anything?" "Only fuck-all squared so far."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Short-arse

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass

"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

vamoosh

to hurry up and move it ALONG!

ay yo..VAMOOSH! We only have 2 minutes! damn...

by Alexandra April 21, 2005

Derek Jeter

The most sexiest man alive.

Like when he is batting

by Alexandra November 13, 2003