condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.

Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.

by aLeXaNdEr September 09, 2014

kebab

Often encountered after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol after a night out on town.

"damn, I could really go for a kebab right now!"

"Kheebaaab! Me whanth khebab!"

"There is something funny about this kebab"

"Hey dude, what's that white stuff coming from your kebab?"

by Alexander May 31, 2004

the smiths

One of the first Indie bands of all time. A brit pop band with Morrisey as the lead singer

damn I had no idea morrisey was A sexual, weird

by alexander November 30, 2003

Faux-merican

adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.

"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."

by Alexander July 23, 2004

powderface

Person who is either addicted to cocaine or does it very frequently.

Jane is a powderface, look at how thin she is.

by alexander January 11, 2004

dueno

a beaced whale. Very latina. Very poopy. Very Fat.

"Ah man did you see dat dueno? it was so fat it took up the whole room."

by Alexander March 09, 2005

Rednaxela

The 1337est mofo that ever did own your n00b ass.

Rednaxela | alexandeR

Oh my God, Rednaxela just r0x0red me.

by Alexander November 26, 2003