handjob

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.

"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."

by Alex R April 10, 2004

acropetal

Of leaves or flowers; developing or opening from base to apex.

The town enjoyed an acropetal setting.

by Alex R January 23, 2004

crazyberries

berries grown on a plant not too far from the ugly tree, but not quite related. it is said that one who eats them will go crazy, or do crazy things.

holy shit! steve just poured a bottle of squeezy cheese on his head, took a dump on his cat, and masturbated to the view! he must have had a whole bowl of crazyberries for breakfast!

by alex r November 29, 2004

bananas and fudge

1.)a delicious dessert consisting of a banana coated in delicious fudge, or
2.)a phrase that sounds infinitely dirty.

1a:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2a:awesome! was it delicious?

1b:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2b:eww, man, i dont need to hear that shit.

by alex r July 10, 2005

starship troopers

for those who actually dont know what it is, its a military novel/movie. i never read the novel but the movie was about a group of soldiers fighting crazy aliens from another planet.

all i know is that co-ed showers rock

by alex r May 04, 2005

space marine

the space marine could be compared to the cowboys of the old west, or pirates of the high seas. they are tough, smart, and always have the biggest guns or are just insanely strong. the idea of the space marine has been around for a while, but only in recent years have they been popular in books, movies, and videogames. you might not realise it, but you can look in almost any sci fi movie and find a space marine. pretty soon you wont be able to find any children playing "cowboys and injuns" but youll find many playing "spartans and covenants" the only difference is that theyre playing it online via xbox live.

master chief, the doom(1,2,and 3)guy, all those dead guys from metroid prime 2: echoes, everyone in the movie aliens,and the humans in aliens vs. predator and prettymuch anyone else with a big gun and a uniform in a science fiction movie/book/videogame.

by alex r April 13, 2005

serp

Nickname of popular American whistleblowing cop that in the early 1970s exposed the corruption in the force by refusing to take a cut of cash frequently extorted from local criminals. See also serpico and the film Serpico, it has Pacino and it's pretty good.

"Serp, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money?"

by Alex R April 10, 2004