Urban Dictionary: Definitions by alex brownie

shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

when a chick uses sand to give you a handjob, usually leaving bad scratches on your cock.

"dude i went to the beach for spring break and got a sandjob, i think my penis will sting for the rest of my life"

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

when a women blows air out of her vagina

"hey Jonie did you queef, because if you did it smells like fish"

queef by alex brownie January 28, 2008

a hoe who only gets with a dude to get his money

"joe, you know that girl Jill, i hear shes a bankskank."