7 definitions by alex blows goats

frustrated metalhead

a metalhead who has been frustrated by something or another. given the violent nature of metalheads, such a person should be avoided.

frustrated metalhead: GHAGHRGHHHHHHHH
people: well now. i'd best avoid THAT person.

by alex blows goats August 25, 2003

band whore

someone in multiple bands.

alex. alex. dave grohl.

by alex blows goats September 5, 2003

moggee

brooke. unknowingly, but the moggee nonetheless

brooke: so whats the moggee do?
alex: JUMP!!
brooke: *muffled by mogg* grgajrhkh mooergiiey

by alex blows goats September 8, 2003

symmone

a person who was once obsessed with me. until she stole the damn beanbag from me and alex. so i whacked her over the head. thus, she went and made out with dave. thus some other poor girl who lusts after dave went off crying in the backyard with brooke. who was upset that i, alex, was getting my nipples licked by alex.

symmone had a bracelet with a lock of daves hair on it. one night she awoke to discover it was missing, and there was hair in her mouth.

alex: get off the lounge fatty
symmone: NO.
alex: WHACK

by alex blows goats September 8, 2003

symmone

fatty.

alex - symmone is fat
alex (to symmone) - shut up fatty

by alex blows goats September 19, 2003

enter obscure metal cd

a metal cd, that is obscure. (obviously). generally nery extreme, yes by a lesser death/black metal band that nobody's ever heard of.

the new cradle of filth album is definately not an obscure metal cd.

by alex blows goats August 25, 2003

utopia

awesome metal store in sydney. sells cd's, vinyl, shirts, books, everything.

frustrated metalhead: fuck, i cant find enter obscure metal cd anywhere

me: utopia will have it!

by alex blows goats August 23, 2003