alex's definitions

woad

Name of a flower that yields a blue coloured ink. Also can be used to describe facepainting that was used by the scots. (think Braveheart here)

Woads are beautiful flowers.
Mel Gibson's woad along with the skirt he was wearing made him look like a fruitcake in Braveheart.

by Alex January 22, 2004

girlfriend

What gay men refer to each other.

What's up, girlfriend! - JR

by Alex January 22, 2004

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004

Boo Eh

A combination of the jeer "boo" and the the Canadian "eh".

A phrase to expression dissatisfaction or frustration with a situation. Typically used in Canada, often by local minorities in abundance, making it offensive to some people when said in public. A more polictically correct expression would be boo to the eh, creating a concrete seperation in the two words.

Boyfriend: "Okay, Honey I'm gonna play PS2 for a while."
Girlfriend: "Not right now sweetie, we have to meet my friend and her new boyfriend for supper."
Boyfriend: "Boo eh to that! Well at least there's food there..."

by Alex January 22, 2004

boo to the eh

A variation of boo eh. Used to show frustration or dislike with a particula situation.

Guy1: "Dude where's your car?"
Guy2: "I left it outside the bar all night and it got tow to Lanigan...?"
Guy1: Geez man, boo to the eh to that!

by Alex January 22, 2004

Hello Kitty

A product of no inherent values.
A product that is a total waste of money.

there's a shop that sells Hello Kitty.

by Alex January 22, 2004

feck

Alternative to fuck, used not entirely by do-gooders who want to avoid the foulest four letter word, but mainly by internet users humorously trying to imitate them.

Oh feck, Carlton.

by Alex January 25, 2004