angst

A feeling of anxiety, hopelessness and misery, especially when regarded as unwarranted and melodramatic. Usually associated with the sort of people who write lame pissed-off poetry in high-school, hence the phrase "teen angst."

He's in an angsty mood today.

by Alex December 08, 2003

dorkish smorkish

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.

"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"

by alex December 01, 2004

j/p

Abbreviation: just pooping

A: What's up?
B: j/p

by Alex June 30, 2006

chat tard

A person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room.

(insert name here) is a fucking chat tard

by alex July 07, 2003

aprilia

Quality bikes made from Italy with pure craftmans touch...worth every dollar...rare and sexy as fuck
buy 1 today there really fucking good bitch

Aprilia Mille Factory
Aprilia Rs125/Rs250
Aprilia Mx125
Aprilia Touno 125
Aprilia Touno 1000

by Alex December 23, 2004

Tuttling

1.)To cause any object to malfunction,cease to be, break, be harmed, destroyed,stop functioning or any other bad thing that could happen to something you love.

2.)To act in a strange social manner characterized by awkwardness and a lack of dexterity with the ladies.

1.) "Awwww dude you Tuttled my nitro tank!"

2.)" Did you see that kid? He was Tuttling around the chick with huge knockers."

by Alex October 21, 2004

jewbyte

In computers, a term for four bits, or half a byte. Synonymous with nybble. The term probably comes from the reputation that Jews have had traditionally had for being stingy, as they used to be overrepresented in the banking field.

When converting binary to hexidecimal, one hex digit represents one jewbyte.

by Alex December 14, 2004