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by alecwind June 25, 2021
Get the barbetus mug.The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.
Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
by alecwind July 18, 2021
Get the Kato, the Purest Victim mug.A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
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Get the guy for ketchup mug.The man who, followed by a mustard attack, had a liquid beverage poured on him in his sleep, found in the video "Kato slipped up again got damn it"
Kato was peacefully sleeping on a couch, similar to his previous victim experiences, while a terrorist sneaks into his room, pouring an unknown liquidized substance upon Kato's face. He begins trembling, either out of confusion or fear, or maybe both, before waking up and wiping the mystery water off his cranium. Kato begins verbally abusing the young minor terrorist, followed by the shouts of faceless people off tape. After listening to the terrorist, Kato becomes delusional, believing he is drowning to death. Kato begins stripping down to his undergarments, displaying a wife-beater while still being confused, although visibly more angry than earlier in the tape.
Kato lives in fear everyday since the Kato Attacks of 2012, flashing back to the rough and scary times he has survived thus far.
Kato was peacefully sleeping on a couch, similar to his previous victim experiences, while a terrorist sneaks into his room, pouring an unknown liquidized substance upon Kato's face. He begins trembling, either out of confusion or fear, or maybe both, before waking up and wiping the mystery water off his cranium. Kato begins verbally abusing the young minor terrorist, followed by the shouts of faceless people off tape. After listening to the terrorist, Kato becomes delusional, believing he is drowning to death. Kato begins stripping down to his undergarments, displaying a wife-beater while still being confused, although visibly more angry than earlier in the tape.
Kato lives in fear everyday since the Kato Attacks of 2012, flashing back to the rough and scary times he has survived thus far.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
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