alec's definitions
by Alec January 19, 2005
Get the hawk eyemug. by Alec May 13, 2005
Get the headslappermug. The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.
Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.
Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.
by Alec July 1, 2004
Get the pythonmug. I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.
by Alec May 14, 2004
Get the Take onemug. 
A person(usually a yankee) that is out on the water with their shiny new boat or a rented one, but they have no idea what their doing, in fact they dont even know what the bow of the boat is.....and end up pissin other people up
Jeff: Look at that guy, he doesnt even know how to back his boat off the trailer!
Lee: I know man, fuckin dingbatter
Lee: I know man, fuckin dingbatter
by Alec October 10, 2004
Get the dingbattermug. A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
by Alec December 24, 2004
Get the Time Burglarmug.