2007

A year that will surely kick ass for video games.
2007: Unreal III, Halo 3, Metal Gear Solid 4, Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, WoW: Burning Crusade, Mario Galaxy, Crysis, Metroid Prime: Corruption, Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass, GRAW 2, Disaster: Day of Crisis, Project HAMMER, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry 4, God of War 2, STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl, Bioshock, SPORE, Hellgate: London, Mass Effect, GTA IV, SSX Blur, Alan Wake, Killzone 2, Assasins Creed, GOD TOO MANY TO FUCKING NAME.
by Aldwardo February 01, 2007
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Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
by aldwardo October 13, 2006
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pokemon

If you can ignore all the shitty spin-off games and marketing behind the series, it's still one of the best RPGs around.
I'm 20 and I still love all the pokemon games(I'm talking about the traditional handheld ones, not the stupid spin-offs). Red and Blue will always have a place in my heart.

I plan on getting the new one for DS.
by Aldwardo February 15, 2007
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taker

(n.)

A taker is referred to someone with a drug addiction, usually narcotics. The taker is actually the drug and the giver is the user or addict. The drug is always the taker of the addict's life and the addict always gives in to the crave.

See also Master of Puppets, Suicide Messiah.
"Bow down you chose your maker, he never gives he's always the taker" - Suicide Messiah by Black Label Society

"- Jeez look at that poor taker over there standing by the pack of homeless people. He was in my highschool and was always high, guess he deterioted to scum."
by aldwardo November 05, 2006
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fantasy football

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.
by aldwardo October 15, 2006
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kathy griffin

The most annoying women on the face of the earth only rivaling Sarah Jessica Parker, Ellen Degeneres, and Rosie O' Donnell. She's not funny and her career sucks. People like her and Jenny Jones are the reason there is war in the middle east.

She also looks like a tranny on crack.
Kathy Griffin sucks and I want to nail her to the fucking cross.
by Aldwardo January 27, 2007
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castlevania

The best sidescrolling series ever. This game proves you don't need 32 km of viewing distance and radioactive HDR on the real-time foilage to be fun. This series revolves around a vampire hunter defeating dracula. That's the basic premise, you go through Dracula's castle fighting zombies and creatures and all types of badass monsters. Tight control, badass weapons, deep gameplay with awesome moves, kickass sprite animations, one of the best soundtracks in videogame history. All of the games in this series kickass(excluding the dogshit 3D ones which have no right to bear the name Castlevania and Castlevania 2).

Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.
My favorite one is Castlevania: Circle of the Moon on the gameboy advance.
by aldwardo October 25, 2006
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