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The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
by aldwardo November 3, 2006
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If you can ignore all the shitty spin-off games and marketing behind the series, it's still one of the best RPGs around.
I'm 20 and I still love all the pokemon games(I'm talking about the traditional handheld ones, not the stupid spin-offs). Red and Blue will always have a place in my heart.

I plan on getting the new one for DS.
by aldwardo February 15, 2007
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After reading the first few definitions,(most likely written by pedophiles) I'm a little shocked at why people would try to defend these sick beings. I don't care if a pedophile would defend a child for "love." NOBODY has the right to take advantage of a child like that. NOBODY. Imagine what a child like that would be growing up? She/he would have no sexual morals and probably becoming a some sort of a sexual predator themselves.

People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.

Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.

Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.
My cousin was a victim of pedophilia(the man took pictures of her to put on the internet for a kiddie porn site, some love huh?), she has to go to therapy 3 times a week ever since she was 12. She has a lot of social problems and is constantly paranoid women because of what happened. She refuses to let anyone close to her, she doesn't like to be out in public alone and she hates anything related to sex.

It's fortunate my aunt found out early about this sick act, it could've been a lot worse on her. Fuck pedophiles.
by aldwardo November 26, 2006
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The place where whales go to eat.
You think fat people eat at McDonald's all the time? Try hitting up your nearest Friendlys, I guarentee you will see at least 1 morbidly obese group of people there.
by aldwardo December 21, 2006
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When your name is Armando and you get hit by a car. Car + Armando.
1. Ever since Armando got hit by a car, he bears the name Carmando.

2. I will never name my kid Armando, just incase he gets hit by a car.

by aldwardo October 17, 2006
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A year that will surely kick ass for video games.
2007: Unreal III, Halo 3, Metal Gear Solid 4, Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, WoW: Burning Crusade, Mario Galaxy, Crysis, Metroid Prime: Corruption, Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass, GRAW 2, Disaster: Day of Crisis, Project HAMMER, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry 4, God of War 2, STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl, Bioshock, SPORE, Hellgate: London, Mass Effect, GTA IV, SSX Blur, Alan Wake, Killzone 2, Assasins Creed, GOD TOO MANY TO FUCKING NAME.
by aldwardo February 1, 2007
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