alchoholicanonymous's definitions

teleanxiety

A condition developed by call center agents, customer service agents, and telemarketers due to the stress of dealing with rude and abusive customers on the phone all day long.

That call center job left me with a serious case of teleanxiety. I will never work another pitiful job like that again.

by alchoholicanonymous May 16, 2015

queer revolution

The sad state of affairs that Americans now find themselves in, where the insane and perverted views and "rights" of about 3% of the population can dictate behavior, business, and even religious practices of the remaining 97%.

This queer revolution is making me sick. No way do I want them demanding leadership rolls in the church, or even frequenting my establishment for that matter.

by alchoholicanonymous May 18, 2015

Obamarig

The act of a President illegally using executive power to pass a bill or law without the approval of congress.

Obama just obamarigged another unconstitutional immigration law onto the books.

by alchoholicanonymous April 9, 2015

watermelonoma

A type of brain cancer typically contracted by the negro population which makes them desire Watermelon with every meal. See also Chicken Pox.

Dat nigga gotz a a bad case of Watermelonoma.

by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015

Obortion

Any abortion which takes place during Obama's reign of terror. Any abortion that can be attributed or linked to Obama's stance on partial birth abortion, stem cell research, or any late term abortion.

She got knocked up, and Obamacare came to the rescue by fully funding her Obortion.

by alchoholicanonymous April 7, 2015

windows pista

Windows OS which for some reason won't work worth shit. It came after Windows XP and before Windows 7. Gee, I think I'll just say "fuck it" and switch to Linux.

I had to upgrade my version of windows since Windows Pista will no longer work.

by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015

califoreigner

Citizens of the once great state of California are actually mostly foreigners, making white folks the vast minority. This also accounts for the fact that the state always chalks up 55 electoral votes for the liberals every stinking election.

I was trying to drive thru LA, but kept being cut off by califoreigners. These califoreigners are making the state unsafe for white folks.

by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015