Chinese

Commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all Asian Americans and Asian imigrants.
Person # 1: Dude, look at that Chinese girl over there, hot isn't she?

Person # 2: Hey, man, her names Mary, her parents are Korean, and I've known her since middle school!
by Alan May 08, 2004
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dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.
by Alan September 22, 2003
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Boojum chaser

One who spends inordinate ammounts of energy and time trying to attack a precieved enemy which does not exist. A UFO expert, paranormal investigator or one who rants and rails constantly about how communism is still a threat to our very way of life.
The John Birch society is populated by delusional, paranoid boojum chasers.
by Alan May 09, 2004
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Uncle Sam

Bill cheats on his taxes, because he hates Uncle Sam taking his money.
by Alan May 09, 2004
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girlie house

a genre of house music favoured by labels like Hed Kandi (amongst others). characterised by loads of female vocals and the fact that jaunbrand is on the dance floor. the girls also like to dance to it. no correlation between these 2 occurences has yet been identified.
damn, fano and jaunbrand are tearing up the dancefloor.
yeah.
by alan June 14, 2004
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2mb

by Alan August 25, 2003
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groke

A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.
"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"
by Alan March 02, 2004
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