alan's definitions

Hop-head

One who habitually uses "hop" or opium. Also hop-habit: opium addiction.

"Lemme tell you 'bout Willie the Weeper,
Willie the Weeper, yeah, the chimney sweeper
He had the hop-habit and he had it bad
Lemme tell you 'bout a dream he had"

--old ragtime song about opium.

by Alan June 4, 2004

Duster

One who partakes of the drug PCP, also called angel dust.

Dusters are frightening people.

by Alan May 9, 2004

loo

a kid that has one eye lower then the other

loo loo eye low eye josh low eye

by alan April 21, 2005

heavenlylay

oi oi, so tired at d mo, soz i eint written on dis fing 4 time, soz!!! yeh i bin gettin a lot better of l8ly, not 100% but i am gettin a lot betta, wot u bin up 2 of l8ly? apart from buggin me, lol onllllllllllly jokin, how iz my lil gyal chloe??? CHLOE U MISSIN ME! U BEST BE!!! lol, tell ur mum i said ello ello, anywayz chat 2 u on msn now, nite nite

by Alan October 20, 2003

Solsbury Court C4

Not the place to be. (Unless you're one of Hannah's bitches or love the smell of rotting fish e.g. Gary's cooking).

Please don't make me go to Solsbury Court C4! I'm begging you!

by Alan January 19, 2004

ur monkey

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?
You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?
You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
You: Doing ur monkey!

by Alan November 17, 2004

louwtjie

An Afrikaans version of Loki: the Norse god of lies and trickery, the most underappreciated and misunderstood of the Norse Gods. Loki is often called the Sly One, the Trickster, the Shape Changer, Sky Traveler and the Side Kick.

According to Norse myth Loki is the god of mischief, according to Afrikaans myth Louwtjie is the god of 'kattekwaad', also known as 'die myn konyn'.

jaunbrand's mom called him 'louwtjie'.

ma! waar is die kaalblad-tydskrif?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog fano het dit!

ma! waar is die dagga?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog jy het als opgerook!

by alan June 2, 2004