alan's definitions

feet

the things you use to walk and stand often have shoes or socks on them

hey look at my feet they make me stand

by alan March 6, 2004

Block-and-drop joint

A bar in the early 1910's, which served "needled" or fortified beer. So called because you have a drink, walk a block and drop dead. Also called a "blind pig."

The proprietors of the block-and-drop joint had set up a practice of drugging their beer, then rolling the patrons that passed out.

by Alan June 4, 2004

Puerto

Jamaican slang term for Puerto Rican.

Juan worked tobacco over the summer, said be befriended some Jamaicans, who let him sit at their table during lunch break, and called him Puerto.

by Alan May 8, 2004

schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass

im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie

by alan December 6, 2004

deward

Possessing all the resources in order to execute a task at hand, and then failing to pull it off. Often used in a romantic context. See dewardt.

Nope. He went home alone after pulling a deward.

by alan April 7, 2004

groke

A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.

"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"

by Alan March 2, 2004

carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.

operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!

by alan September 21, 2004