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mcguyver

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.
Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.
by al May 5, 2004
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What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.
Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.
by Al June 30, 2005
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Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out
by Al September 29, 2003
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Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting
Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer
by Al January 26, 2005
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DUI

Driving Under the Influence. This is a couple BAC points down from DWI (Driving While Intoxicated). While you probably shouldn't do this,what many people don't remember is the old saying, "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, and you're clear to steer."
Bob: I hear you got busted by the cops again last night.
Al: Yeah, it wasn't that bad, though.
Bob: What, DUI? THAT'S BAD, Al!!
by Al December 2, 2003
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What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.
Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?
by Al August 10, 2005
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word?

Sometimes, when you hear something really amazing or shocking, you need to come up with a response worthy of this situation. You're frantically hunting around for the right thing to say, when your brain, which you pretty well beat into oblivion long ago by hanging out on a street corner smoking crack, completely sells you out. And instead of the right word -- or any word, really -- you just say "word?". Or at least I'm convinced that is how this came into being as popular slang.
Random Bystander: Oh my God, that 40 ft gerbil is savagely raping a man!
Urban Youth: Word?
by Al March 9, 2005
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