all hat, no cattle

Originally used in reference to people imitating the fashion or style of cowboys. These people wore the hats, but had no experience on the ranch -- thus, all hat, no cattle. Similar to talking the talk without walking the walk (which was originally used in reference to wanabe gunslingers).

Roger says he's a great cook, but he sliced his thumb off trying to peel a potato. He's all hat, no cattle.

by Al September 29, 2006

HN

having a hard nipple(s)

whoa, honey, check ur HN

by AL July 28, 2004

wheebum

An exclamation of girly joy. Used randomly to express great happiness.

How was your date?
-Oh wonderful!
Thats good
-yeah, wheebum!

by Al March 25, 2005

non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

by Al October 27, 2003

baby

1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.

2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.

3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.

1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over.

2. Oh baby! Yes!

3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby?

by Al October 12, 2003

wams

Women as Managers Scale (WAMS)

by Al October 29, 2003

ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by AL January 22, 2004