When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.
Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
An athletic hermaphrodite.
Wow, that track star is a real hermaphlete!
A mound of pubic hair.
Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.
Buy a
Scribble Patch
mug!
It's a cross between a Moose Knuckle and Clam Shell.
Fuck, that girl's pants are so tight, that I think her Clam Knuckle is going to rip right through them.
It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.
Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
Buy a
Counting Change
mug!
It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.
Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
A really hairy ass.
Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
