Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
by akendall July 08, 2009
Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
by akendall October 06, 2009
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by akendall December 31, 2009
Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!
Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!
by akendall July 11, 2009