Cocknozzle

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
by akendall July 8, 2009
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Hermaphlete

Wow, that track star is a real hermaphlete!
by akendall September 16, 2009
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Enormus Breasts
Damn, check out the jumbo magumbo bo bo bangers on her!!!
by akendall February 11, 2009
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DJ Rusty Diddles

Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!
Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!
by akendall July 11, 2009
mugGet the DJ Rusty Diddlesmug.

Squish Mitten

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.
by akendall December 31, 2009
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Mini Titties

This chick I slammed last night had such a phat ass but she also had some mini titties.
by akendall September 13, 2009
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Hermaphropotamus

WTF. That thing looks like a Hermaphropotamus!!!
by akendall September 16, 2009
mugGet the Hermaphropotamusmug.

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