akendall's definitions

Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

Hermaphropotamus

A really fat hermaphrodite.

WTF. That thing looks like a Hermaphropotamus!!!

by akendall September 16, 2009

Hermaphlete

An athletic hermaphrodite.

Wow, that track star is a real hermaphlete!

by akendall September 16, 2009

Jumbo Magumbo bo bo bangers

Enormus Breasts

Damn, check out the jumbo magumbo bo bo bangers on her!!!

by akendall February 11, 2009

Mini Titties

Small breasts.

This chick I slammed last night had such a phat ass but she also had some mini titties.

by akendall September 13, 2009

Squish Mitten

A woman's Vagina

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.

by akendall December 31, 2009