Beef Handle

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.

by akendall October 10, 2009

When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.

Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"

by akendall February 21, 2009

It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.

Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!

by akendall July 8, 2009

It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.

" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "

by akendall August 29, 2009

Fuck, that girl's pants are so tight, that I think her Clam Knuckle is going to rip right through them.

by akendall July 8, 2009