Sneizure

It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.

" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "

by akendall August 29, 2009

Counting Change

It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.

Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!

by akendall July 08, 2009

Scribble Patch

A mound of pubic hair.

Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.

by akendall October 10, 2009

Muff It

When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.

Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"

by akendall February 21, 2009

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

Clam Knuckle

It's a cross between a Moose Knuckle and Clam Shell.

Fuck, that girl's pants are so tight, that I think her Clam Knuckle is going to rip right through them.

by akendall July 08, 2009