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flesh pile

1. When two or more massive biological entities fornicate all over each other.
2. When one of said biological entities fornicates all over an organism that is lesser in size.
3. When some of said biological entities perish while fornicating, and the rest of the entities continue fornicating on, into, inside, through, and around said perished entities.
"Flesh pile" doesn't really need further explanation. Just use your imagination, and you WILL have nightmares for the next few months, guaranteed.
by aka_Pyro June 6, 2007
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Catcher in the Rye

The purest of the purest form of crap. Virtually plotless, this book deserves to be banned. Outdated views of the world. Some gay emo dropout. This book SUCKS.
Catcher in the Rye is t3h uber-suXXorz.
by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007
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Game Boy Advance

One of the greatest handheld systems of all time. It makes sense, as it's essentially a remake of the Last Great Game System.

Had one of the most expansive game libraries of all time, as it could play most other Game Boy and Game Boy Color games. Reasons to buy this system or its successor, the GBA SP, include but are not limited to: Castlevania COTM, most of the Final Fantasy games, the Pokemon series, and the Legend of Zelda series.

Those unlucky few who fail to realize that the SNES lives on in the GBA and later the DS and DS Lite are doomed to waste money on games and systems that focus so much on graphics over gameplay that they'll be playing episodes of Friends while the true gamers like us will be playing the games that made and continue to make history.
by aka_Pyro May 20, 2007
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Character Sheet

1. In table-top role-playing games, such as Dungeons & Dragons, a Character Sheet is the paper representation of a player character. Its function mirrors that of stat screens and menus in computer and console RPGs, because it keeps track of your character, your character's stats, equipment, etc. In the revised version of Dungeons & Dragons v3.5, Character Sheets are about four pages, the first having the character's name, ability scores, equipped weapons, etc; the second and third pages contain equipment and magic information, and the last page keeps track of your skill ranks and feats.
You can download Character Sheets as Adobe PDFs off of Wizards' official website.
by aka_pyro July 9, 2007
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NintendOwned

1. The act of owning the crap out of someone at any well-known Nintendo game.
2. The act of owning the crap out of someone who has been playing a game, esp. any Pokemon game, substantially longer than you.
3. The act of showing a n00b from some game forum their place after they openly assume they have been playing a game much longer than you, denounce you as a n00b, and are rudely awakened as you fulfill the second above definition whilst playing against them.
2. Scott: Weak, I just got NintendOwned at Gold by you!
Me: *in an elongated, exaggerated ebonic voice* Sho' ya
right.
3. __H__ wrote: lol you noobs should begin to learn the game instead of abusing the gts. You are proud of ur bebi Pichu + Volttackle? Thats a Joke isn't it?? You got that Pichu by trading unfair. That's why it is Trash. Because of Guys like you, GTS is a place of little Brats - which don't know how to play the game. This Thread is not worth reading.

Me: Look, I know the gameplay inside and out. Trust me, when you've been playing as long as I have, because I started playing back in the days of Yellow, played all the way through Silver and Sapphire, and even beat the story mode of Colosseum, trust me, getting a pokemon in a trade that I'd never ever be able to get anyways unless I was an emerald addict is not ruining the game. How dare you call me a noob, you can't call someone a noob until they either announce their stupidity to the world, or you own them in a game of pokemon if they've been playing longer than you. Think I don't know how it works, buddy? I got Silver three months after my friend got Gold, he beat the game, I took a month to beat the game, we link battled, he lost, the battle was epic, and he *almost* had the upper hand with his Meganium's Ancientpower, but I got tired of that crap and Flame Wheeled him. Show respect for your veterans, you poser-bandwagon little n00b.
by aka_Pyro May 13, 2007
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Game Boy Advance

A miniature gaming deity spawned from the Divine Realm of Nintendo. Great for long car rides, and owning the crap out of friends in 4-player games that are now sadly obsolete.
person1: dude, you bring your GBA?
person2: you know it!
(Game Boy Advance: yes, yes, succumb to my infinitely gargantuan library that makes the collective library of PS3 and Xbox 360 look like a school library selection of useful books. Alas, my library is only rivaled by that of my newer relatives, the DS and Wii!)
by aka_Pyro May 6, 2007
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Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea)

1. A Link Cable Transmitted Disease (LCTD) contracted by contact with an infected person, television set, computer, GameBoy, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo DS, or Nintendo Wii, causing sore thumbs, headaches, the inability to forget anything related to this cash cow franchise, including but not limited to the names of all 493 pokemon, their stats, growth rates, locations and availability, habits, mating rituals, history, food chains, ecosystems, and origins.

2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.
person1:dude, did you see that episode of X-Play yesterday? Pokemon Diamond and Pearl totally got a 3/5!!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!
by aka_Pyro April 29, 2007
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