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summer school

school that takes place during the summer

also known as hell

you will end up at summer school if you
a) drag ass during the normal school year
b) choose to take extra classes and/or graduate early

At summer school, one may commonly find: lazy white boys, anorexic girls with I.Q.s lower than their body weight, "gangstas" (see aka_Pyro's "gangsta" definition), and steroid maddened jockfaces.
Summer school is a common habitat to gangstas.
What it really means to be gangsta:

G: god-
A: awful,
N: no-brained,
G: gouch-
S: sniffing,
T: turd-encrusted,
A: ass clown.
by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007
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gizz mopper

1. Taken from the classic movie, Clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. When satisfied customers blow their loads on the glass... this really doesn't require much more explanation.
Randal: I wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.
by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007
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Boy Scouts of America

To all those who have written or heard negatively about the BSA as a whole, NOT ALL participants in the Scouting Movement are: bigoted, right-wing, pro-life, vindictive, scum-sucking bastards. Although there are a few members that accurately fit some or all of the above descriptors, the REAL scouts actually adhere to most of the ideals represented by the Scout Oath and Law.

You may have heard that the entire BSA openly discriminates against people for there sexual orientations, religious beliefs, or lack thereof. NOT TRUE. Most troops, such as my own, are against discrimination. See also: Scout Oath.

An organization dedicated to providing fundamental life-skills and leadership training for young men and women. Membership requires dedication, honor, and character.

Neil Armstrong was an Eagle Scout in the Boy Scouts of America.
The Boy Scouts of America. If the real world was like D&D, these people could be likened to a group of Paladins. Yes, that was a nerdy analogy, but at least I got the message across.
by aka_Pyro July 23, 2007
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Scout Law

Together, the Scout Oath and Law form the general Code of Conduct for Boy Scouts. As taken from the Boy Scout Handbook, 11th edition, the Scout Law is as follows:
A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.
Whenever you hear something negative about the BSA, you are hearing about people who choose to ignore the Scout Law. The BSA is not an organization of bigots and liers. Make no mistake, these are NOT real scouts, but impostors and assholes who sully the name. I am proud to be a scout. If everyone in the world followed the Oath and Law, the world would be a wonderful place.
by aka_Pyro July 23, 2007
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Rat Morning Star

1a: Rat- a small, omnivorous, usually disease carrying rodent.
1b: Morning star- a powerful club or mace.
1c: Rat Morning Star: a weapon/summoned monster forged from a dead rat tied to a stick and infused with Bankai energy, resulting in a 15' tall undead rat warrior with a giant pole attached to its tail.
Leo totally started kicking ass when he activated his Rat Morning Star! see also: Rat Flail
by aka_Pyro July 12, 2007
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Character Sheet

1. In table-top role-playing games, such as Dungeons & Dragons, a Character Sheet is the paper representation of a player character. Its function mirrors that of stat screens and menus in computer and console RPGs, because it keeps track of your character, your character's stats, equipment, etc. In the revised version of Dungeons & Dragons v3.5, Character Sheets are about four pages, the first having the character's name, ability scores, equipped weapons, etc; the second and third pages contain equipment and magic information, and the last page keeps track of your skill ranks and feats.
You can download Character Sheets as Adobe PDFs off of Wizards' official website.
by aka_pyro July 9, 2007
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critical hit

1. A term for an attack doing either double damage, or significantly more damage than usual. Taken from the game manuals and guides of countless RPGs, including but not limited to Pokemon and Dungeons & Dragons, and anything themed after D&D, etc.
Sweet, my near-dead-Machamp's/Fighter's Revenge/Cleave attack scored a critical hit on that Tyrrannitar-with-poor-defense/weak Kobold!!!PWN!!!!11!
by aka_Pyro July 5, 2007
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