agra's definitions

Know your role

Get back in line; stop acting outside of who you really are

Know your role and give me head, hoe!

by Agra April 1, 2004

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004

Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 1, 2004

Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.

Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?

by Agra April 1, 2004

Swayla

A human form of a squirrel.

See Suvetha

I saw Swayla burrying acorns in my yard yesterday. I got pissed at the bitch so I shot it down with my BB Gun.

Hurrah!

by Agra March 31, 2004

Kushagra

Greatness personified.

Popular Girl 1: So did Kush come to your party last night?
Popular Girl 2: Nah, he's way too cool for that, he was probably at home studying or something.
Popular Girl 1: What a guy...

by Agra March 30, 2004

Poornima

Girl that used to live in Slowcala and then moved to Boca.

I miss you Poornima! Come back to Slowcala!

by Agra March 31, 2004