agra's definitions

b0ner

How stupid people say boner

Stupid Kid:OMG!!!!!!11 i wuz watchin (insert porno) and i got a b0ner!!!!!111

LOLZ!!!!!!1111

by Agra April 2, 2004

Brace yoself foo'

Get ready; be prepared

Delonte: Yo Jamz, why you be all up in my grill dawg?
Jamal: Shut yo mouth muthafucka! I gotta can of whoop-ass waitin for you so yo u betta brace yoself foo'!

by Agra April 1, 2004

Hizite

Bastard child of shizite

That porno was off the hizite!

by Agra March 31, 2004

Swayla

A human form of a squirrel.

See Suvetha

I saw Swayla burrying acorns in my yard yesterday. I got pissed at the bitch so I shot it down with my BB Gun.

Hurrah!

by Agra March 31, 2004

Kushagra

Greatness personified.

Popular Girl 1: So did Kush come to your party last night?
Popular Girl 2: Nah, he's way too cool for that, he was probably at home studying or something.
Popular Girl 1: What a guy...

by Agra March 30, 2004

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004

Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.

Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?

by Agra April 1, 2004