agra's definitions

Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.

Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?

by Agra April 1, 2004

b0ner

How stupid people say boner

Stupid Kid:OMG!!!!!!11 i wuz watchin (insert porno) and i got a b0ner!!!!!111

LOLZ!!!!!!1111

by Agra April 2, 2004

Sleezy

Cheap, half-hearted.
Can also be applied to people

Random Girl 1: So how was your date last night?
Random Girl 2: Terrible, Ramon is a sleezy dirtbag, he tried to get me laid on the first date and he smells like cheap cologne and fried chicken. What a pendejo!

by Agra April 1, 2004

Nita

Some girl at my school

Random Kid: Hey there goes Nita.

by Agra March 30, 2004

Know your role

Get back in line; stop acting outside of who you really are

Know your role and give me head, hoe!

by Agra April 1, 2004

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004

Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 1, 2004