agnumbnuts's definitions

worm holeing

The sport of putting a worm up your arse then trying to fart it out before it tries to wriggle all the way up.

Tam 'I did a bit of worm holeing at the weekend'

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

bread knife

rythming slang for wife

the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.

Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

tube trouble

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

New year whirlybird

Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.

HAPPY POOH YEAR!!

This year ill be doing a New year whirlybird to celebrate

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.

'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'

by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011

banjo'ed

When something breaks to the point of no return. No fixing will ever get it back working.

Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011