agnumbnuts's definitions
Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the urban shit storermug. Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
Get the Scratch and Screammug. Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.
True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.
by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011
Get the fart detectivemug. Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.
by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011
Get the Brown Bear tippermug. My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!
by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011
Get the turd inspectormug. Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the New year whirlybirdmug. John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.
Danny 'no toilets about?'
John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.
Danny 'no toilets about?'
John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.
by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011
Get the tube troublemug.