10 definitions by ads

wankathon

n. A long wank

"I wanked for a long time. It was almost a wankathon"

by ads February 13, 2003

KNOB JOCKIE

somebody who loves the cock

patrick is such a knob jockie

by ads September 3, 2003

super fat hap sac

when a panacake feels horny towards a peice of bacon usually ending in greasy pancakes

#1oo look my foods having super fat hap sac

#2 look at the bacon and pancake having super fat hap sac

by ads March 12, 2005

iva

MaNNISH bULGARIAN

by ads April 21, 2003

jaffatut

Literally excreting jaffacakes. This term originates from two individuals in the southern parts of England. Jaffa being the product name of JaffaCakes and TUT being the shortened version of tutty meaning shit.

what a jaffatut

what a jaffatatutting time

i need to jaffatut

by ads March 11, 2005

nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

Not
On
Normal
Communal
Excercise

NONCE

Prisoner W23899 is a nonce.

by ads July 27, 2004

shoulder surfing

shoulder surfing is when someone looks over your sholder at an ATM to steal your PIN

He was sholder surfing when the copper spotted what he was up to and whacked him!

by ads November 23, 2004