adelews's definitions

Shatnered

Verb
When an expatriot showbusiness personality goes insane due to an inablility to cope with the strong and unique American culture they are thrust into via fame. Precursors are, freakishly odd quotes in interviews and outlandish behaviour in public.

Examples are William Shatner, Bono, Corey Haim, Mel Gibson, Margo Kidder, and Howie Mandel.

Coco "Did you watch the Two Coreys last night?"

Terrance "No, I hate shows about washed up celebrities. Why?"

Coco "Because Corey Haim totally Shatnered"

by adelews August 28, 2007

flurn

Flurn is similar to fluff or dust but particular to pockets only. Mostly found collected in corners of said pockets and around old lifesavers candies and other breathmints. No one knows for sure how this matter is created and it remains a mysterious irritant.

I stuck my hand in my pocket and pulled out a coughdrop only to find it was covered in flurn, dang it!

by adelews July 19, 2007

jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."

by adelews October 2, 2007

Air Talking

Continuing to speak to someone who is no longer logged on to whatever online vehicle you were both engaged in.

Example: On MMORPG when you are in a guild or have buddy chat enabled and someone logs on you get a window warning indicating that that person now exists in your cyber reality it gives no warning whatsoever when the person DC's or disconnects and you often continue talking to them...like and idiot...hence the "Air Talking"

by adelews June 29, 2007

rag tard

Noun
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.

Trevor, "My girlfriend's on the rag and she's turned into the shebeast from hell, when she isn't crying like a bitch, she's trying to rip my fucking throat out and eat it raw...*sob*..."

Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"

Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."

by adelews October 2, 2007

Bustangs

Eligible hormone driven adolescent males, who's only means of transport is public transit, and who therefore remain dateless.

The bustangs sighed in unison as Steve drove by with his new girlfriend.

by adelews July 8, 2007

Air talking

To literally talk to the air, when the person you were talking to disconnects from either the internet or cellphone on purpose or is dropped via their provider.

I spent more time air talking, because Kez freaking DC's so much dammit!

by adelews December 29, 2008