Definitions by adel7
contortionist
Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
contortionist by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Peja Stojakovic
Quite simply put - the best 3-point shooter in the NBA today. Almost impossible to block, and reminiscent of Larry Bird. Kind of streaky, but almost always very accurate. If he misses it's just barely off.
Peja Stojakovic by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Unconstipational
Feminazi: "The Constitution and Roe V. Wade clearly gives women the right to do anything they want with their whole bodies - so abortion is legal without a doubt. What you pro-lifers are saying is unconstitutional."
Pro-Lifer: No you're just being constipational. What we're suggesting is an Unconstipational way of looking at things."
Pro-Lifer: No you're just being constipational. What we're suggesting is an Unconstipational way of looking at things."
Unconstipational by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Constipational
The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?
Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.
Constipational by Adel7 January 3, 2008
makdoonaldis
McDonalds - as pronounced by people reading McDonalds spelled out with Arabic letters... it's hilarious, cuz if you go to Egypt you'll hear them saying McDonald's like this.
On a street in Cairo: trying to hail a cab.
Joe: Taxi! TAx!
Taxi guy: Yez how are you friend?
Joe: I'm fine.. Hey McDonald's please?
TAxi Guy: Eh? McDos? Say again baleez?
Joe: MickDonalds..
Taxi Guy: What? I'm sorry, can you baleez rayet here baber? *handing guy a pen
Joe rights it down - "see?"
Taxi Guy: "OOOooooh makdoonaldis - I am a very sorry, I'm sorry yez yez yez I know this one. OK, lezz go."
Joe: Taxi! TAx!
Taxi guy: Yez how are you friend?
Joe: I'm fine.. Hey McDonald's please?
TAxi Guy: Eh? McDos? Say again baleez?
Joe: MickDonalds..
Taxi Guy: What? I'm sorry, can you baleez rayet here baber? *handing guy a pen
Joe rights it down - "see?"
Taxi Guy: "OOOooooh makdoonaldis - I am a very sorry, I'm sorry yez yez yez I know this one. OK, lezz go."
makdoonaldis by Adel7 January 2, 2008
tornadocrastination
When I lived in Nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. Once I was sitting at home and I saw the big twister not too far away, but I said "aaah I still got time, give it five minutes sweetie" and next thing you know the windows started cracking and I started running like mad, and almost got hit by a flying telephone pole as I luckily found my way to the basement outside.
tornadocrastination by Adel7 January 1, 2008
State of the Unizzle Address
State of the Unizzle Address
"My fellow Americans, wazzzzaaaaaa! You pimps and hos have been doin' a good job, fa sho. I wanna give a holla to my dog over in SoCal - and also wanna holla at my dogs in NYC. We keep that shit real ya heeeard me peeps!
My fellow American playas and hot mammas and baby daddies and homies, we are faced with a great threat today. This is some serious shit yall. I want yall to listen to me very very fuckin seriously carefully ok. I didn't go to the school of Hard Knocks Ivy on Dubs Law Academy for nuthin, bitches. I know this shit is for real. I didn't grajjjawate with a .44 for nothin bitches - I know my shit ya heard me dogs.
So here's the deal - we gotta bust a cap in Irans head OK. Those bitches are gettin fuckin sick and straight-up evil ya know. So let's teach those bitches a good nice lesson, ya heeaaard. I am making a proposition that we bust a cap up in their ass too.
Oh and they definitely got weapons of massive destruction - no doubt. No doubt my peeps. Just yesterday I saw on the news that they were making fire! Fire, bitches! That's some seriously dangerous shit! That's chemical weaponry by the way, capable of mass murder and annihilation.
So we got that straight now and u all feel me, aight bitches? OK, next on the agenda is the school policy.
There is no doubtation to me that school is very vital and very good for the whole nation. So remember kids - stay in school, be cool, don't be a fool, don't be a tool, don't play pool... ooh bitches I'm bout to start rappin fa'sho!
Hey all my bitches, here me out -
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
stay in school, be a pimp
Dress up cool, don't limp
Stay in school, be smart
Don't fail class, do yo part
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
Thanks my bitches and dogs. I think that you all are doin' a great job, I think you all are currently off the heezy, but we could try to up it to off the laweezy fa sheezy ya heard.
Oh yeah, I forgot dammit! TAXES -Oh shit! Ummm.. ey , first of all peeps - I love u all. I really do love you all my bitches and thugs. You all are great. But look, ummm... I can't lie to you - we need some more cash money, we need some more moolah.
So this is the plan aight - I'm gonna keep it simple. I'm going to start going on tour all over the United States continent and having concerts, and you all gotta come and pay 50 dollars per person to listen to me rap and do stand-up comedy. This will generate at least a couple bazillion more benjamins for us. Cuz really yall - I mean my Air Force One needs a major makeover. I mean, come on - I definitely need to get the 98" inch dubs on that baby. I need to be stuntin when I travel to places like Japanesy, and France and China, and Germanium.
You all get my flow right? Yall feel me right babies? aight, fa'sho
Oh, and God Bless America by the way. Fa'sho. aight catch yall later - I got some biznass I gottsta do - I gotta do my hustling ya know... aight peeps, peace out!
"My fellow Americans, wazzzzaaaaaa! You pimps and hos have been doin' a good job, fa sho. I wanna give a holla to my dog over in SoCal - and also wanna holla at my dogs in NYC. We keep that shit real ya heeeard me peeps!
My fellow American playas and hot mammas and baby daddies and homies, we are faced with a great threat today. This is some serious shit yall. I want yall to listen to me very very fuckin seriously carefully ok. I didn't go to the school of Hard Knocks Ivy on Dubs Law Academy for nuthin, bitches. I know this shit is for real. I didn't grajjjawate with a .44 for nothin bitches - I know my shit ya heard me dogs.
So here's the deal - we gotta bust a cap in Irans head OK. Those bitches are gettin fuckin sick and straight-up evil ya know. So let's teach those bitches a good nice lesson, ya heeaaard. I am making a proposition that we bust a cap up in their ass too.
Oh and they definitely got weapons of massive destruction - no doubt. No doubt my peeps. Just yesterday I saw on the news that they were making fire! Fire, bitches! That's some seriously dangerous shit! That's chemical weaponry by the way, capable of mass murder and annihilation.
So we got that straight now and u all feel me, aight bitches? OK, next on the agenda is the school policy.
There is no doubtation to me that school is very vital and very good for the whole nation. So remember kids - stay in school, be cool, don't be a fool, don't be a tool, don't play pool... ooh bitches I'm bout to start rappin fa'sho!
Hey all my bitches, here me out -
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
stay in school, be a pimp
Dress up cool, don't limp
Stay in school, be smart
Don't fail class, do yo part
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
Thanks my bitches and dogs. I think that you all are doin' a great job, I think you all are currently off the heezy, but we could try to up it to off the laweezy fa sheezy ya heard.
Oh yeah, I forgot dammit! TAXES -Oh shit! Ummm.. ey , first of all peeps - I love u all. I really do love you all my bitches and thugs. You all are great. But look, ummm... I can't lie to you - we need some more cash money, we need some more moolah.
So this is the plan aight - I'm gonna keep it simple. I'm going to start going on tour all over the United States continent and having concerts, and you all gotta come and pay 50 dollars per person to listen to me rap and do stand-up comedy. This will generate at least a couple bazillion more benjamins for us. Cuz really yall - I mean my Air Force One needs a major makeover. I mean, come on - I definitely need to get the 98" inch dubs on that baby. I need to be stuntin when I travel to places like Japanesy, and France and China, and Germanium.
You all get my flow right? Yall feel me right babies? aight, fa'sho
Oh, and God Bless America by the way. Fa'sho. aight catch yall later - I got some biznass I gottsta do - I gotta do my hustling ya know... aight peeps, peace out!
State of the Unizzle Address by Adel7 January 1, 2008