adel7's definitions

unizzle

The Union - aka the USA.

Abraham Lincoln did a lot as the head of this unizzle.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

expeliamos

What you tell Harry Potter dorks when you get really pissed off at their nonstop Potter chit-chat. Basically, it's like saying STFU except it is more offensive to those pointy-hat-wearing Potter nuts.

HP dork: "I read the 7th book 17 times already, and tonight I'm going to read it again. I can't believe what happens to Ron and Hermione. Oh my gosh, it's like...."

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "Expeliamos! Don't make me call Voldemort on your nerdy ass? Now shut your mouth and do something productive."

HP dork: *starts crying profusely"

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "There there. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but please take my advice and stop reading Harry Potter and dwelling over this fake nonsense. How about reading something real like Grisham's The Firm? Eh? Try it - it might help you a bit."

by Adel7 August 27, 2007

silly rabbit tricks are for kids

What you so to someone who tries to play you with a cheap ass dumb trick. Or you can say that to a young child when they play peekaboo with you, or keep annoying you perhaps.

Niece: "Hey you can't see meeee. Hahahahaha..."

Uncle: "Silly rabbit tricks are for kids."

Niece: "Haaahahahahaa... can we go to Chuck E'Cheese now?"

Uncle: "Aight, that's cool with me. It's been too long since I've played that skeetball game."

Niece: "ahahaahahahahhahaha..."

Uncle: "What's funny now? Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids."

Niece: "Hahahahahaha"

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

elephant or giraffe style

same as doggy style

So yesterday I don't know how but I found myself on youtube looking at different mammals like zebras and tigers and even rhinos getting it on elephant or giraffe style.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work

As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Yahoo Answers

Yahoo's relatively new website for asking and answering questions about whatever you like, within some limitations.

This site is actually kind of addictive if you get into it. You have to be careful to distinguish between good and bad answers though, for example by googling or looking at the answerers ratings.

This website has grown a lot since it first started. There are hundreds of subsections, everything from Lebanon to Horoscopes(I still don't get why people are into that stuff), to Computers and Polls.

Sometimes on Yahoo Answers you see really provocative and interesting questions, but you also sometimes see some really boring or childish questions sometimes too. But overall it's an interesting site and you can also search through the millions of already-asked questions.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

ecdysis

1. A biological term meaning the shedding of an outer hard layer(like cuticle), such as done by a snake or a crustacean when it's molting.

2. A strip performance, as done by an ecdysiast.

Snakes are known to perform an ecdysis in order to grow a new outer layer. Interesting, but I'm more interested in the other form of ecdysis performed by females of the human species.

by Adel7 September 11, 2007