silly rabbit tricks are for kids

What you so to someone who tries to play you with a cheap ass dumb trick. Or you can say that to a young child when they play peekaboo with you, or keep annoying you perhaps.

Niece: "Hey you can't see meeee. Hahahahaha..."

Uncle: "Silly rabbit tricks are for kids."

Niece: "Haaahahahahaa... can we go to Chuck E'Cheese now?"

Uncle: "Aight, that's cool with me. It's been too long since I've played that skeetball game."

Niece: "ahahaahahahahhahaha..."

Uncle: "What's funny now? Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids."

Niece: "Hahahahahaha"

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

thinga

Same as thingamajig - some object that you're too lazy to describe.

See that thinga over there? Can you get it for me please?

by Adel7 January 04, 2008

elephant or giraffe style

same as doggy style

So yesterday I don't know how but I found myself on youtube looking at different mammals like zebras and tigers and even rhinos getting it on elephant or giraffe style.

by Adel7 January 01, 2008

drew brees

Drew Brees is the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. The Saints acquired Drew Brees from the Chargers, who were chicken to resign him because of a previous shoulder injury. Charger's loss - Saints gain... big time.

Brees is like a cool and fresh breeze after the smelly play we had from Aaron Brooks. WHODAT!

Derrick: "You know, I really think the Saints have a great chance to win this year's Super Bowl. Drew Brees is just unstoppable. His passes are really accurate and he makes very good decisions."

Gavin: "Word - Saints all the way, baby!"

by Adel7 September 07, 2007

hydrocrastinate

Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.

Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."

Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

eyeservice

When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..

Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"

Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"

Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."

Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "

Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "

by Adel7 September 04, 2007

gas humping

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.

...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."

by Adel7 January 06, 2008