adel7's definitions
The biggest collective bj ever given in the history of the world. Millions of people received this bj and some unfortunately suffered tremendously from it.
As has facetiously been said before by a friend of mine on his faceboo page, "katrina gave me the biggest blow job of my life. Never will there be another bj exactly like the Katrina BJ"
by Adel7 August 29, 2007
Get the Katrina BJmug. An acronym that disses or satires the commonly associated acronym. So instead of NBA meaning "national basketball association" it could be "nothing but airheads."
FEMA - Failure to Effectively Manage Anything
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.
by Adel7 January 12, 2008
Get the smacronymmug. 1. The chatting noobs way of responding to the acronym "TTYL" - the noob looks puzzled and whispers to himself "what the heck is tityell" and is too lazy to quickly look it up online. Thus the noob makes a big fool out of himself.
2. A very special kind of noise that ... hmmm I guess you can use your imagination... or nevermind me
2. A very special kind of noise that ... hmmm I guess you can use your imagination... or nevermind me
1. Noob in chat-room, asking people with voice chat: "Dudes, what language is this? What's tityell and rofflamow mean?"
2. A tityell is something that can cause a pretty massive ... umm... shall we say tumescence.
2. A tityell is something that can cause a pretty massive ... umm... shall we say tumescence.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Get the tityellmug. Something geezer's say to mean "oh snap" or "woah now." Something Flanders from the Simpsons would say.
As Flanders might say after seeing something really surprising and then accepting it: "Gee wilickers! That car just blew up. Well, oh well. The Lord must've ordained it on that sinner. Okily-dokily-doo."
A loud yell in the distance: "DOH!"
A loud yell in the distance: "DOH!"
by Adel7 September 15, 2007
Get the Gee wilickersmug. Gahsh meat literally means "the meat of a wild, untamed beast, such as a wild donkey or monster-like creature."
Gahsh meat is quite tasty and delicious.
Gahsh meat is quite tasty and delicious.
Dude 1: I want some gahsh meat, some gahsh meeeeeeeeeeeeat.
Dude 2: Word. Fashizzle, man. Let's go kill that goat yonder.
Dude 2: Word. Fashizzle, man. Let's go kill that goat yonder.
by adel7 August 3, 2007
Get the gahsh meatmug. 1.
An astronomer from long ago who was extremely picky about making very accurate star maps and star descriptions.
He lived on an island and got paid handsomely by the King to study astronomer. He was lucky enough to have his own team of laborers and assitants to help him build really huge instruments like compasses, telescopes, etc.
Unfortunately he did not believe that the Sun was the center of the universe, because he tried to measure the stars positions and see if they moved throughout the year, but he didn't notice any movements. The thing is, the stars are extremely, mind-bogglingly far away. But he still should have figured out that the Earth was not the center of the universe, if only because of the retrograde motion of Jupiter and Mars, and also because of the fact that Jupiter itself has its own moons. Oh well, it was a bit hard to go against that church dogma that said we lived in a geocentric universe. And how would these old astronomers have known just how far away the stars are?
2. Someone who is extremely anal about measurements
An astronomer from long ago who was extremely picky about making very accurate star maps and star descriptions.
He lived on an island and got paid handsomely by the King to study astronomer. He was lucky enough to have his own team of laborers and assitants to help him build really huge instruments like compasses, telescopes, etc.
Unfortunately he did not believe that the Sun was the center of the universe, because he tried to measure the stars positions and see if they moved throughout the year, but he didn't notice any movements. The thing is, the stars are extremely, mind-bogglingly far away. But he still should have figured out that the Earth was not the center of the universe, if only because of the retrograde motion of Jupiter and Mars, and also because of the fact that Jupiter itself has its own moons. Oh well, it was a bit hard to go against that church dogma that said we lived in a geocentric universe. And how would these old astronomers have known just how far away the stars are?
2. Someone who is extremely anal about measurements
Tycho Brahe would have loved to use todays computers - because he could have gotten extremely accurate measurements.
Mark72329: "Wanna know how big I am down there, sweetie?"
girlyxoxo923: "yeah hunk tell me"
Mark72329: "Well according to my most recent calculations I'm just about 5.825 inches. Isn't that big?"
girlyxoxo923: "wtf - gosh, GAL dude... umm and that's not big sorry"
Mark72329: "Wanna know how big I am down there, sweetie?"
girlyxoxo923: "yeah hunk tell me"
Mark72329: "Well according to my most recent calculations I'm just about 5.825 inches. Isn't that big?"
girlyxoxo923: "wtf - gosh, GAL dude... umm and that's not big sorry"
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
Get the Tycho Brahemug. Man, yesterday Omar gave me a snapoutofit, it hurt but he had a point. And he told me it on the side, not in front of everyone so afterwards I didn't feel real pissed at him.
by Adel7 December 1, 2007
Get the snapoutofitmug.