adel7's definitions

bonobos

A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.

When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

pishpish

To play imaginatively with a toy or anything, making sound effects. Just like a little kid does with toy cars and tanks or dolls, making the "pish pish" sound when banging the toys together.

Aaah -to be a kid again and pishpish all day.

by Adel7 January 12, 2008

Hurricane Katrizzle

The ghetto way of saying Hurricane Katrina.

Back in 2005 when Hurricane Katrizzle came through, man that was no drizzle that katrizzle, that was some serious life-altering stuff.

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

pilamaya

"Thank You" in the Native American language of Lakota.

Waitress: "Here you go ma'am."

Woman: "Oh wow - so fast. Pilamaya."

by Adel7 January 12, 2008

McBrainWashed

Being brain washed to love McDonald's from an early age, and to associate McDonald's with all happy thoughts, like birthdays and parties and holidays.

In Super Size Me, Morgan Spurlock conducts the following interview with little kids who have sadly been McBrainWashed:

"Morgan Spurlock: What is this a picture of?
Child: I don't know. George W. Bush?
Morgan shows the camera that it is actually a picture of Jesus

Morgan Spurlock: To kids I'm gonna show you some pictures and I want you to tell me who they are.
Children: OK.
Morgan Spurlock: Showing a picture of George Washington Who's that?
Child: George Washington?
Children: Good. Who was he?
Children: He was the 4th president. He freed the slaves. He could never tell a lie.
Morgan Spurlock: Shows picture that you can't see Who's that?
Child: George W. Bush?
Morgan Spurlock: No. That's a good guess though.
Shows picture and its a picture of Jesus
Morgan Spurlock: Who is this?
Shows a picture of Wendy
Child: Wendy!
Morgan Spurlock: Nice!
Morgan Spurlock: Who's that?
Shows picture of Ronald MacDonald
Child: MacDonald, Ronald MacDonald.
Child: MacDonald!
Morgan Spurlock: What does he do?
Child: He helps people at the cash register.
Child: He works at MacDonald's. I love the pancakes and sausage!
Child: He brings everyone of his friends to McDonald's for a Happy Meal
Morgan Spurlock: Where have you seen him?
Child: On television, on the commercials.
Child: He's the character that made McDonald's, and he does a lot of funny stuff on TV. "

by Adel7 September 15, 2007

gettoitiveness

Similar to concrastination, the ability to start the work you need to do without putting it off or dragging your feet.

Dude 1: "Man, even though I told myself last month I was going to get my car fixed up so I could start hypermiling, I just never got to it."

Dude 2: "Sounds like you need a good dose of gettoitiveness."

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

labile

Flexible and ready to change, easily adaptive when the time comes.

Slipjanko was a labile fellow, the guy got fired and was kicked out but two months later was back in action.

by Adel7 March 28, 2009