mariocrastinate

When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.

Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

Constipational

The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?

Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.

by Adel7 January 03, 2008

kidda wihish

In the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this means "this is bad." usually this phrase is said to little kids - it's kinda like "naughty boy/girl" or "that's naughty"

Jim: "Hey Mostapha, did you know yesterday I smacked my Reading class teacher on the behind?"

Mostapha: " kidda wihish ! Gosh I can't believe it."

by Adel7 January 01, 2008

labile

Flexible and ready to change, easily adaptive when the time comes.

Slipjanko was a labile fellow, the guy got fired and was kicked out but two months later was back in action.

by Adel7 March 28, 2009

Hurricane Katrizzle

The ghetto way of saying Hurricane Katrina.

Back in 2005 when Hurricane Katrizzle came through, man that was no drizzle that katrizzle, that was some serious life-altering stuff.

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

McBrainWashed

Being brain washed to love McDonald's from an early age, and to associate McDonald's with all happy thoughts, like birthdays and parties and holidays.

In Super Size Me, Morgan Spurlock conducts the following interview with little kids who have sadly been McBrainWashed:

"Morgan Spurlock: What is this a picture of?
Child: I don't know. George W. Bush?
Morgan shows the camera that it is actually a picture of Jesus

Morgan Spurlock: To kids I'm gonna show you some pictures and I want you to tell me who they are.
Children: OK.
Morgan Spurlock: Showing a picture of George Washington Who's that?
Child: George Washington?
Children: Good. Who was he?
Children: He was the 4th president. He freed the slaves. He could never tell a lie.
Morgan Spurlock: Shows picture that you can't see Who's that?
Child: George W. Bush?
Morgan Spurlock: No. That's a good guess though.
Shows picture and its a picture of Jesus
Morgan Spurlock: Who is this?
Shows a picture of Wendy
Child: Wendy!
Morgan Spurlock: Nice!
Morgan Spurlock: Who's that?
Shows picture of Ronald MacDonald
Child: MacDonald, Ronald MacDonald.
Child: MacDonald!
Morgan Spurlock: What does he do?
Child: He helps people at the cash register.
Child: He works at MacDonald's. I love the pancakes and sausage!
Child: He brings everyone of his friends to McDonald's for a Happy Meal
Morgan Spurlock: Where have you seen him?
Child: On television, on the commercials.
Child: He's the character that made McDonald's, and he does a lot of funny stuff on TV. "

by Adel7 September 15, 2007

pilamaya

"Thank You" in the Native American language of Lakota.

Waitress: "Here you go ma'am."

Woman: "Oh wow - so fast. Pilamaya."

by Adel7 January 12, 2008