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Keelan Major

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."

Keelan is still working on his Keelan Major

by abitbiz.com June 14, 2004

itchy peter

The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."

Bill's not coming out. He has an itchy peter.
Yeah, I understand. Sometimes my peter itches, too.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

penersize

Exercise involving the penis.

I haven't been getting much penersize lately, so my penis is getting a bit of a gut.
Grab me that weight and some rope so I can do my penersizes.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004