Keelan Major

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."

Keelan is still working on his Keelan Major

by abitbiz.com June 15, 2004

Keelan-size

Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.

Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

five piece

A Wendy's five piece chicken nuggets.

I hit up the 99 cent menu for a five piece and a jb cheese.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004