butter

1) Some sort of food or whatever that you can put on bread, mashed potatoes, etc.
2)Male Sperm.

1) "Do you want butter on your roll?"
2) "Do you want me to butter your muffin?"

by Ashley April 13, 2005

MJ

Marijuana...and that gay fuck on the Real World-Philadelphia. But..mostly a shorter name for marijuana then pot.

"Is there anywhere I could score some MJ?"

by Ashley December 23, 2004

ugly

If you have to look it up you probably are ugly.

If you aren't sure what ugly is and you are reading this right now you most likely are ugly. Why else would you have typed ugly in the search engine?

by Ashley May 13, 2005

ville valo

A Ville Valo is a sexy Finnish man with the voice of an angel, the charm of a god, and the body of a model. His charisma on stage can make all the girls faint, and his gorgeous eyes will make your heart melt.

Ville Valo is the sexy lead vocal man for the wonderful Finnish band HIM.

by Ashley January 01, 2005

fire crotch

Some who has a fire in their pants. Usually have the whitest of skin.

Being ashamed of his fire crotch, David Maggio shaves his pubic hair in hopes that it will grow in darker.

by Ashley June 18, 2004

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up

Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.

by Ashley December 21, 2003