aNoNymous's definitions

fucktard

Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.

1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...

by Anonymous January 16, 2004

Coffeegrinder

to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.

She's hott, she's really hott, she is coffeegrinding hott!

by Anonymous March 20, 2004

human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on

Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0

by anonymous October 21, 2004

winky

The discomfort left in a woman's eye after a male ejaculates into it.

She was a dirty girl so I gave her winky.

by Anonymous January 16, 2004

uberdike

super dike, the dikeyest out there

anyway, she looks like a uberdike!

by anonymous May 13, 2005

djp

taken in da butt

I heard you got it completely djp last night

by anonymous April 1, 2003

bloto

bloto is a very fat lanner.. has been out with eldora, he seems to remind me of the 'starwars kid'

person 1) Holy crap have you seen bloto ..
person 2) Yeah hees over there sitting next to kittie

by anonymous May 31, 2004