1. He brought his board to class and left it under his chair until lunch.
2. If you're trying to practice a new language, find a board in that language.
2. If you're trying to practice a new language, find a board in that language.
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
by Anonymous June 02, 2003
A term usually used to describe females who have no desire for sex; Persistently averse to sexual intercourse.
by anonymous May 13, 2005
They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.
by anonymous February 27, 2005
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.
"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"
by Anonymous April 29, 2003