aNoNymous's definitions
A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.
Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.
Son: Why?
Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.
Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.
Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
Son: Why?
Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.
Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.
Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
by Anonymous August 8, 2004
Get the crap shotmug. skid row. Can be used to mean the "underground" scene of a city or any and all things that aren't shopping malls and picket fences.
by anonymous September 22, 2004
Get the skidsmug. 
Get the 503mug. person or animal who thinks they are above the rest, but who should really take a dose of their own shit.
by Anonymous December 8, 2002
Get the stuck upmug. 
Get the fassymonmug. The tobacco that is taken out of a cigar when preparing a blunt.Often times it retains the shape of the cigar... you get the picture
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
Get the blunt turdmug.