Urban Dictionary: Definitions by aNoNymous

jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

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facial

runnin' ball, when u make a shot wit' somebody tryna block it

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

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Homsar

Mackart.

Related to Scriblop.

Warkbucket you Homsar!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

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An OS that started out slower and less powerful than other OS's, but due to it's amazing Start button, it became popular. Then came Windows 95, the revolution of computers. I sure loved Minesweeper. Then came Windows 98, a buggy OS that really didn't improve much upon antyhing from 95, but it was new. ME made it even buggier but at least it added a new recycle bin! The current installment, Windows XP, was said to improve upon the way we looked at Windows. Yes, when I turned on that computer I saw a big green blob as my start button. Thank goodness for classic mode. The new Windows XP improved upon the stability, but not enough to match with the Mac. However, the Windows stays dominant because of it's original monopolization and the fact that it supports more games.

I use Windows to pwn my friends online! I use my Mac when I wanna get something done, though.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

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