aNoNymous's definitions

Clam Bake

Opposite of Sausage party, gathering of women in one area

I went to this party last night, all it was was a clam bake so i left

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

bleeding herman

noun:When you masterbate to much, your penis stops shooting cum and starts shooting blood.

Since adam klein never jacks it, he doesnt have to worry about getting a bleeding puppy.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

MTV

A corporation soley dedicated to paying black dudes with no singing, rapping, or acting talent(nick cannon) to pretend that the live in the ghetto but are actually swimming in huge piles of thier own money, similar to wordnickelodeonword

Nick Cannon started rapping about how sad his life is, and proceeded to buy the entire cast free beers after the shooting of the 'music video'

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Fat Abbot

"Educational" TV show from South Park.

Scene 1.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"

Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."

Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."

by anonymous November 11, 2006

bowsoo

Medically proven to be a creature with any abnormally large body feature, in which a gravitational field lies that attracts copious amounts of members from the opposite sex.

A man with a large head, attracting alot of attention from various women during a period of short to medium time, in his close proximaty.

by anonymous October 15, 2004

sapphosexual

faux lesbian; a straight woman who indulges in the lesbian lifestyle just because it's trendy

Jane must be sapphosexual, she's been hanging out in lesbian bars, but she's not even really into girls.

by anonymous April 20, 2005

boyana

A really hot girl who is not a bitch, and is also really cool.

I wanted to get with that boyana so bad

by anonymous January 25, 2005