aNoNymous's definitions
A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.
"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
Get the Lex the Impalermug. by Anonymous May 1, 2003
Get the Nebbymug. by Anonymous October 2, 2001
Get the home spacemug. by Anonymous August 21, 2003
Get the FlashyITKcuntmug. Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
Get the gargantuan vaginamug. 
