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First Officer.
If you are the first officer of anything, you should sign all documents "F. Off. _____", where _____ is your last name.
If you are the first officer of anything, you should sign all documents "F. Off. _____", where _____ is your last name.
by anonymous August 11, 2003
Get the F. Offmug. 
by anonymous March 18, 2005
Get the fordmug. by anonymous October 17, 2004
Get the Miu Miumug. by anonymous December 17, 2004
Get the pymptmug. One big, screaming, Lollapalooza orgy comprised of desperate emo/scene boys and girls. Myspace emo chicks tend to whore themselves out and show off their highly-contrasted badly-photographed selves -- said chicks usually sporting a pout and cleavage. Myspace emo boys tend to comment and friend these myspace emo girls -- normally to show off the number of "hott emo chicks" they have on their list to their buddies.
Myspace itself is a sad thing indeed. You can friend thousands of people that you rarely talk to, comment on their boring, whiny, upper middle-class lives, and attempt to find a fellow myspace emo boy/girl to date/cyber. Most myspace victims never do meet their online friends and sadly, drop out of school to combat the Myspace addiction.
Myspace itself is a sad thing indeed. You can friend thousands of people that you rarely talk to, comment on their boring, whiny, upper middle-class lives, and attempt to find a fellow myspace emo boy/girl to date/cyber. Most myspace victims never do meet their online friends and sadly, drop out of school to combat the Myspace addiction.
by anonymous April 10, 2005
Get the myspacemug. To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
by anonymous May 7, 2005
Get the clarkedmug.