aNoNymous's definitions

calum murray

The king

Calum Murray is the king

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Soccer mom

An American bourgeois woman of the post baby boom generation, who, instead of reaping the benefits of the sexual revolution that her foremothers and sisters fought so hard for, sold out to the new patriarchy which promised stability in the form of white suburban neighborhoods, wordSUVwords, drive-through wordStarbuckswords and yearly trips on Carnival Cruise Line. The only dose of women's lib that transpired through their lifestyle is their endorsement of the the typically male dominated tradition of sport (usually soccer) onto their daughters. But don't be fooled - the fact that these women refer to themselves as "soccer MOMS" only reaffirms their sociological status as mere vessels for the incubation of their progeny.

I just got back from my high school reunion, and all the old cheerleaders are now lard-assed soccer moms.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

roxorz

Hacker speak for rocks.

That movie roxorz.

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

hummer

A Titanium Mountain Bicyle.

Normally owned by persons with excessive amounts of cash who cannot ride!

by Anonymous June 19, 2003

MiggyMan

I 0wn so hard y0 mumma's mumma's mumma knows about it!

and she dead!

Why, just look at my sideburns!

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

one man band

masturbating

He's used to having a one man band at this hour of the night.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

chunked

To shit.

I think I just chunked my pants!

by Anonymous July 19, 2003