UD Troll

UD Troll:

Someone who abuses UrbanDictionary.com:

- By adding so-called 'definitions' that include the full names, screen names, or personal information of someone they either have a problem with, or are trying to impress.

- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are poorly worded, plagued with bad spelling and even worse grammar, and nonsense (and inside joke rubbish that only they (or very few) can comprehend.

- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are nothing more than cleverly (or not so cleverly) worded message board replies.

- By adding so-called 'definitions' that violate section V. (especially 10. stalk or flame another person by submitting content deemed inappropriate) of the TOS, or violate the TOS in any other way.

- By subjecting the general population of UrbanDictionary.com to 'definitions' that we have to request be 'removed'.
Just a few examples:

Joe Schmo:
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I hate Joe Schmo. We work together, and he steals my lunch and beats me up every chance he gets.

"Joe Schmo sucks. I hope he dies. He has AIM and his screen name is ****** so chat him up and tell him to die!"


Jane:
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I LOVE JANE!! SHE'S THE BEST GF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!@#@$$$#%$^ OMGWTFBBQ!

"Jane, will you marry me?"


Frrblewurbled00d:
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D00d! U know when u get that cheesy powdery stuff on ur fingrez and udre ur nails after eatin too many cheetos.

"I gottsa wash muh hands there's Frrblewurbled00d all over em an itz gross an shit."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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humvee

The standard multipurpose vehicle of the U.S. Army. Typically used for troop carrying and reconnaissance. Sadly, many humvees being used in Iraq fall prey to RPG's (rocket-propelled-grenades) and get blown up. Only a handful of all the humvees in Iraq have armor.
The mighty humvee was stopped in its tracks when it was suddenly destroyed by the insurgents' RPG's.
by anonymous January 13, 2005
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Vanderhelm

A soft and pudgy walrus-like man. (pejorative)
No Vanderhelm, you cannot have a cookie.

You can't go in the pool, all the cool kids will laugh at you. Don't be such a Vanderhelm.
by anonymous March 12, 2005
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enchilada

any kind of mexican that gawks at you as though he/she has never seen such a beautiful creature as you are
ewww, don't look at me and smile you enchilada!
by anonymous January 10, 2005
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big league

v - to intentionally ignore a person in order to appear superior.
"I was walking down the street and i said 'hi' to Jeremy and he totally big leagued me!"
by anonymous November 21, 2003
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slash

One who thinks he has friends, but has none. On some occasions, this slash may have various forms of herpes.

Origin: 1990, a male hooker and a cat.
That kid is such a slash.
by Anonymous November 27, 2004
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lip

To give someone lip is to talk back to them, to speak them in a disrespectful manor etc

Generally when someone speaks to someone significantly older then them with a level of disrespect, contempt and/or in a considending tone that shows they have no respect for their elder(s).

No one likes it when someone gives them lip.

To give someone lip is practially begging them to take you over their knee and give you a spanking.
Adult: Please stay off my grass; you're runing it by running all over it.
Kid: *talks back*
Adult: Don't you give me lip boy!
by Anonymous January 03, 2005
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