schlei

An inadvertant interaction with the ass end of a person or automobile.

i went to bang my old lady, but in the darkness i accidentally gave her the schlei.

dude, you `bout gave that car the schlei.

by anonymous June 15, 2004

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new world order

A conspiracy involving very rich and powerful people plotting mass population reduction (80%+) and a one world government. See NWO.

"There is a chance, for the President of the United States (George W. Bush), to use this disaster, to carry out what his father-, a phrase his father used I think only once and hasn't been used since and this is a New World Order" - Gary Hart on September 12, 2001 The day right after the twin towers fell

by anonymous December 19, 2003

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tekmunki

An infamous Florida based gamer and internet technical wizard who has established a solid presence in gaming and troubleshooting communities across the internet. Many people think he doesn't sleep, due to his enormous logged active hours on forums and in games. His first person shooter skills are unrivaled.

"Man, this guy is an uber gamer - possibly TekMunki smurfing again".

by anonymous June 23, 2004

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