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USC

What is USC and what does it possess?

1. It is one of the most diverse colleges in the nation, with the most international students in the country.
2. It is continually, steadily rising in academic prestige, with this year's incoming class averaging a 1400 SAT and a 4.0 GPA (higher than any UC).
3. It has some of the best athletes and coaches in the country.
4. It also has some of the most beautiful college students in the nation.
5. It has the best film school in the country.
6. It is one of the best financially endowed universities in the country.
7. It is in Los Angeles, and close to all the clubs, beaches, cities and attractions you could ever wish for.
8. Though it is located in South Central, USC has a tight and respectful bond with the surrounding community.
9. It has some of the most loyal alums in the nation, who NETWORK and help each other out.
10. It has die-hard fans and supporters throughout the nation and the world, because of the previous nine reasons.
11. USC kids aren't any more rich or stuck-up than any other school. The average family income at USC is LOWER than at UCLA. So you are more likely to find stuck-up Beverly Hills-type f*cks in Westwood than at 'SC.

AND finally: Southern Cal has, and will always have, the ABILITY to piss off UCLA losers simply on account of just being BETTER on ALL accounts.

To ANYONE considering both USC and UCLA: would you rather be represented by a big dumb bear with baby blue as your school color or be represented by a crimson and gold TROJAN?

Yeah, I thought so.
No examples needed. Bitter Bruins can suck it.
by anonymous April 18, 2005
mugGet the USCmug.

chico

A really cool dog. Everyone at the dog park knows his name, because he is just that awesome.
'Everybody loves Chico.'
by anonymous September 29, 2004
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ddm

awesome ICP fan, rules and pwns
by anonymous April 18, 2004
mugGet the ddmmug.

humvee

The standard multipurpose vehicle of the U.S. Army. Typically used for troop carrying and reconnaissance. Sadly, many humvees being used in Iraq fall prey to RPG's (rocket-propelled-grenades) and get blown up. Only a handful of all the humvees in Iraq have armor.
The mighty humvee was stopped in its tracks when it was suddenly destroyed by the insurgents' RPG's.
by anonymous January 13, 2005
mugGet the humveemug.

Vanderhelm

A soft and pudgy walrus-like man. (pejorative)
No Vanderhelm, you cannot have a cookie.

You can't go in the pool, all the cool kids will laugh at you. Don't be such a Vanderhelm.
by anonymous March 12, 2005
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queens

Queens, New York is now considered cool, but before the late 90s it was considered a joke.
My cat was born in Queens.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
mugGet the queensmug.

bent

by Anonymous September 28, 2002
mugGet the bentmug.

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