aNoNymous's definitions

vaginaitis

Someone who whines about something too much has "vaginaitis"

Billy, "oowww, this hurts SO bad."
Josh, "WTF, you have vaginaitis you homo?"

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

ass creaper

one who enjoys living and eating in the insides of one's asshole

damn, whats wrong with peter...Oh, he hasnt gottin that ass creaper out!

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

cotton-mouth

a dry mouth after smokeing pot. When you spit it is white and looks like cotton.

god damn i have cotton mouth.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

goan

to go and

Goan Fuck Your Self

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

change lanes without indicating

Whilst having penetrative vaginal intercourse with a woman, usually with her on all fours in the "doggy" position, a man might suddenly transfer his penis from to her anus, without warning the woman of this sudden change. The woman's reaction is usually like that of other motorists when a driver swerves into another lan on the road without indicating: she honks loudly and attempts to stop.

"I was going away busily at this woman who was a bit loose, so I decided to take my chance, and changed lanes without indicating. You could have heard her yell in Sacramento, but boy, was she tighter there."

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

baby on board

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.

The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

cockblock

1. To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.

2. abbr. Cockblocker(n.)

I was putting the move on this chick and Ralph showed up and cockblocked me.

by Anonymous February 6, 2003