wooden pony

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.
Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.
by Anonymous October 02, 2003
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Adee

The most beautiful girl in the world. Loved and adored by her friends, family, and Scott especially. She also has the cutest dog in the world.
Man that girl on TV is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen...almost as good looking as Adee!
by Anonymous April 26, 2005
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Haworth

The smallest town known man-kind (aka the town next to closter and demerest). Description: A downtown containing a minit mart (and a few other unknown stores), a pond with muck in it, and an anual flea-market.
1."Meet me downtown"
"Okay, I'll meet you in the ice cream section of the minit mart"
2. "Yes! The pond froze!"
"No way! This is like, the highlight of the year!"
3. Countdown: 34 days until the flea market/fishing contest!
4. Let's go hang out at the "loading dock" behind the bank and then go skating to the dumont-sters!
by Anonymous April 23, 2005
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Gerk

Stanley was in the bathroom, Gerking up something he ate last night.
by anonymous January 05, 2004
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Kull Wahad

An imperium term that can be used to convey surprise, shock, etc. The word itself means "I am profoundly stirred!" This term is from the Dune Books by Frank Herbert.
It is said that Muad'Dib came upon a desert eagle's nest and uttered Kull Wahad.
by anonymous October 14, 2004
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Glen Mills

location of reform school where all the junvenille delinquents from the Delaware Valley get sent. Because of this, they have a stacked track team. Get it? Anyway, these felons live on a nice campus paid for by the taxpayers who the students probably robbed.
At the track meet: Hide your valubles, Glen Mills just rolled in
by anonymous March 21, 2005
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Dr`milan

im so so so so so gay i lov to suck on alens dick man..prob u askin ur self y..bcoz hes got a big fkn cock
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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