by Anonymous October 11, 2003
The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?
I slept on The Matress last night.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
1. The cause of why your girlfriend is letting you get some every night.
2. The answer to why your girlfriend is being a complete bitch
3. something that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesnt die.
2. The answer to why your girlfriend is being a complete bitch
3. something that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesnt die.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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A person with the mental capacity of a rice crispy treat; an individual with nothing too contribute to society; a waste of oxygen that does not realize it is a drain on society, but instead exhibits a sense of unjustifiable purpose and entitlement in life.
by Anonymous October 29, 2003