aNoNyMoUs's definitions
An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
Get the reltneymug. an out of control scene, area, sporting event. pretty much anything out of control, off the hook, etc.
by Anonymous February 2, 2003
Get the gong showmug. by Anonymous October 1, 2003
Get the monkeyrapingshiteatermug. A typical mom-like figure who tries to act all grown up when her kids are around but is one of the most immature people on the planet when they are not.
I get sick and tired of all the flatulence jokes and ass pinches from the new girl she is such a Debbie Altmann!
by Anonymous May 29, 2003
Get the Debbie Altmannmug. 

