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George Bush

Someone who

1. Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American history, then gives tax cuts when he should be raising taxes to get more money for the country. (And of course, he only gives tax cuts to all of his rich buddies.)

2. Blamed bin Laden for 9/11 (which is okay), but when he couldn't find him, made Americans forget about him by diverting their attention to Saddam Hussein, who had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11. Has he found bin Laden? Has he found any WMDs? Didn't think so.

3. Feels the need to stick his nose in Iraq's business and "improve" their government while bombing and completely destroying Iraq-it's obvious it's just an excuse to go to war.

4. Lies about there being NO terrorist attacks since 9/11, when there have been quite a few that he covers up or makes America forget about. (Like that anthrax threat a few years ago for example.)

5. Passes the Patriot Act to keep America safe from terrorists while arresting people who aren't terrorists, never catching the people who are, and violating SIX AMENDMENTS of the Constitution.

6. Passes "Clean Air Act" which actually makes the air dirtier.

7. Makes every country in the world besides Britain and Poland hate us.

8. Quits the Kyoto Protocol because it would make his rich buddies actually spend some money to reduce global warming, and God forbid anyone has to spend money.

9. Throws ultimatums at the American people that only a complete idiot could fall for (and a lot have) like "You're with us or you're with the terrorists" and basically just gets America to be loyal to him out of fear.

10. Only gets into Yale because of his father and passes with a C- average.

11. Has said enough stupid things to fill 265 pages of "Bushisms" books.

12. Gets elected into office after losing by over 10,000 votes. Do you think it's a coincidence that his brother was the governor of the state that the whole election depended on in 2000??
George Bush is a COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE who never should have been elected, is one of the worst people in the country to earn the job of president and definitely is the worst president we have ever had or will ever have.
by anonymous March 13, 2005
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Creepin

To sneak about unnoticed and mysteriously; usually to murder/mug someone.
"I creeped on that muthafucka and made my move - now his brains are all over St. Claire, nigga..."
by Anonymous July 25, 2004
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CARM.org

hateful Biased Place full of Evagelical "Christians", ban withou tnotice, suspencion withou tnotice not a fun place to be, owner of website a mental midget and think eevryone is persecuting him.
Do Not go to CARM.org if you do not want to ingest volumes of aspirin
by anonymous June 18, 2006
mugGet the CARM.orgmug.

Yhalotharbuttsecks

An entity who attempts to gain shoutouts on the #gdjb chat channel. One who annoys anyone named tigerclaw.
* tigerhalotharbuttsecksmikehunt was kicked by TigerClaw (TigerClaw)

<Jordan_H> i doubt markus wants to talk in here if yall are talkin about cunts and buttsex

TigerClaw: you said MY CUNT on the air.. how is YHALOTHARBUTTSECKS worse?
by Anonymous February 8, 2004
mugGet the Yhalotharbuttsecksmug.

meteora

Meteora is a cd by the band Linkin Park. It has a different sound from Hybrid Theory, but the lyrics are more bland. They experimented with different styles of music on the album.

Linkin Park got their album name from amazing rock formations in Greece, on top of which are the most important monastaries in Greece.
Meteora is a great album by Linkin Park.
by Anonymous August 25, 2004
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Sigma Kappa

National sorority guaranteed to have the hottest girls at all the local universities you've never heard of (plus a couple big name schools, i.e, Berkeley, UPenn, Florida, etc.). Powerhouse of Playboy pinups and low-budget porns. The sorority that dropped your fat ass during rush.
Sigma Kappas do not drink. They may smoke, they may chew, they may go to bed with you, but Sigma Kappas do not drink.
by anonymous February 4, 2005
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Shavandah

cool, amazing, unbelievable, funny, great, etc.
Opposite: unshavandah
OMG!! that is soooooo shavandah
by anonymous April 11, 2005
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