piano

The best instrument in the world. Best played with Chopin or Grieg. Most fun to play with candles burning while it's storming outside.

The girl practiced piano for hours on end for fun.

by Alex September 02, 2003

Tone

Replacement verb which can be used to replace any other verb in a sentence.

Alex- Hey Lou tone me that blunt!
Lou- Tone it up your fucking ass!

by alex December 29, 2004

Bigotry

Noun: Thinking all of your ideas are correct and superior to everyone elses ideas.

HAHA I am a bigot so i think he's wrong christianity is right and should be the only religion!

I like girls so that means every guy has to (thats bigotry)

by Alex June 18, 2006

Bollocks

one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.

Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols
OR
Bollocks to you

by Alex September 24, 2003

land grab

When you invade another country and take over... keeping their resources and obviously... land... for yourself.

This is what Israel DID NOT do considering that Israeli land was bought for England completely legally.

by Alex August 07, 2004

tinny

In New Zealand, a small amount ($20 worth) of weed wrapped in tin-foil for easy selling to small-time druggies.

"Where's the nearest tinny house? I need to buy some green!!"

by Alex March 12, 2005

NOFX

*gasp* an actually GOOD punk band!!

i went to a NOFX concert the other day.

by alex January 22, 2003