aLeX's definitions

Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 28, 2003

nu-metal

Shit-assed "music"

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant

by Alex March 22, 2004

butterbutt

a woman who is very attractive, except she has a large or unattractive butt.

Oh man, that chick is so hot. Oh wait, nevermind, she's a butterbutt.

Man, she looks hot... but her BUTT.

by Alex September 28, 2004

Delex2002

A UBER lEET cool guy with a big penis1!1! face_dancing

(I have no idea who put up the defintition before me.. this is the REAL Delex2002)

Man, I sure wish I was as cool as Delex2002

by Alex March 28, 2005

rizzled

Orgins of this slang word prolifterated throughout the KCMO area after a man named Moose Dizzle migrated from Denver, Colorado. According to Moose Dizzle the term rizzled is to be defined as, being extremely stoned before class or drunker than fuck during the week

"I'm rizzled, let's go to economics."
"I'm rizzled, I hope I don't miss my test tommorrow."

by alex December 12, 2003

Ganjelf

Ganjelf is a old, ecentric, high off his face, pot smoking, ameture wizard.

after failing in his acting career ganjelf deals pot and carrys out strange and bizzare experments about his woodland home at a disclosed location.

WIIIIIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! fa zub zub zub fuzuzbab

by alex May 11, 2004

tea bagger

Someone who rests their testicles on another person face, while they are asleep/passed out.

I tea-bagged melissa when she was drunk!

by Alex April 21, 2004