aLeX's definitions

golf

A sport for fatasses and nerds.

That fatass is golfing with that nerd.

by Alex May 26, 2004

Ballinmore

Basketball courts in Baltimore aka B-More Maryland

Ayo these clowns aint shit ima head ova to ballinmore and play some real mothafuckers you commin?

by Alex November 18, 2003

Stawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After she bit my cock several times, I gave her a facial, followed by a swift blow to the nose, also known as a strawberry milkshake.

by Alex February 11, 2004

transplants

The worst band. Ever.

1. The music of that shitty band reminded me of the Transplants.

by alex January 4, 2004

lexapro

An antidepressant that gives you diahrea. Works way better when ground up and snorted, believe me.

I just snorted 10 Lexapro... damn I sure feel happy.

by Alex January 6, 2005

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003

Choad

To have a fat dick but looks as thick as a tapeworm.

The Choad would not fit in the skinny vagina.

by Alex February 6, 2004