aLeX's definitions

Doodler

Drew Phillips. One who doodles repeatedly.

I doodled again! *cries*

by Alex June 8, 2003

gnat

the opposite of tang.

look at that gnat.

by alex June 9, 2003

POCAHONTAS

popcorn orange cat anal happy ostrige nostrol tub ass sex!
a type of intercourse whcih involves eating popcorn and oranges while petting a cat up the bum being happy...making noises like ostriges picking ur nostrols in the tub

You perform great POCAHONTAS!!! SO AMAZING!

by Alex June 16, 2003

AK-74

Kalashnikov designed weapon, reformed from the AK-47. It is the main stay of the Russian Infantry. It has a 5.45 x 39mm bullet. More like the 5.56mm which the American M-16A2 uses. It is much more accurate and more muzzle velocity. Simple terms, a very much improved AK-47.
Calibur-5.45 x 39mm
Weight-3.3kg unloaded 3.9 loaded
Barrel-415mm
Rate of Fire-600-650 rds/min
Operation-Gas
Length-943mm
Rifling-4 grooves rh, 1 turn in 196mm
Muzzle velocity-900m/s
Effective range-500m (50 short of M-16a2)

A Russian infanry team with AK-74's dispatched a terrorist squad with AK-47's at a long range.

The M-16A2 has more range and piercing power, but the AK-74 is more durable.

by alex June 24, 2003

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

George W. Bush

Proof of the American dream - it's true - ANYONE can become President of the United States of America.

"Yes Georgie! Harder!" - Tony Blair.

by Alex June 30, 2003

democracy

One man, one vote, no chance.

by Alex June 30, 2003